You know how sometimes, when you're at the beach, you just wish you had some way to carry your keys, ID, money, and phone, but need to have both hands free, and you don't want to carry a bag?

Wait, you don't? Oh, ummm ... truthfully, neither do we.

However, for anyone who does, and who doesn't mind wearing something that's pretty similar to a fanny pack (even though they specifically advertise it as an alternative to "frumpy fanny packs") there is the Holster Beach Utility Belt. Because, really, what's hotter than a sexy body in a bathing suit wearing a utility belt?

And just imagine how handy it could be. You're walking down the beach, when suddenly you see the skimpiest bathing suit on the largest man you've ever seen. Holy banana hammock, Batman! Whip out your camera (or blindfold) from your utility belt, and you're good to go!