After a lengthy on-again-off-again courtship, Pam Anderson and eternally topless rapper Kid Rock have finally tied the knot. The couple exchanged "I do's" on a yacht off the coast of the balmy French resort, St. Tropez. To exchange vows, the buxom bride wore a white bikini, while the groom opted to go shirtless (big surprise there!).
This is Pammie's second marriage. Her first was to Motley Crue provocateur-drummer Tommy Lee, which ended in divorce back in 1998. Like all newly weds, Anderson seems both pleased and optimistic about her second run with matrimony. On her website, she writes, "I'm in love, I'm happy, I see the light."
Blech! If getting hitched to greasy-bad-hat-wearing Kid Rock is seeing the light, I think I'll be content to just hang out in the shade.