Stylefoul: The fashion mullet
Fun Fact: The fashion mullet is still a mullet and the mullet has never been good news.
Alright, I won't lie. I had a fashion mullet at a point in my life ... but I was about 7 years old back then and I was in the process of growing out my bowl haircut (a traumatizing rite of passage for just about all Chinese children). Nowadays, all the trendy teens don these mullets ... willingly. It's horrifying. Perhaps it's the delicious irony of sporting a mullet, the hair equivalent of a Metallica fan wearing a Wham! shirt, or perhaps it's poor judgment fueled by all those crazy drugs that kids are doing these days. Either way, in five years' time, we'll look back on this haircut and weep and possibly even combust with shame. The fashion mullet must be stopped. Start carrying a pair of scissors everywhere you go and cutting up every fashion mullet you see.* It's the only way. Spread the awareness, people.
*StyleDash does not actually want you to start running around, attacking people's hair with scissors. First of all, it's not very nice. Second of all, running with scissors is dangerous.
Alright, I won't lie. I had a fashion mullet at a point in my life ... but I was about 7 years old back then and I was in the process of growing out my bowl haircut (a traumatizing rite of passage for just about all Chinese children). Nowadays, all the trendy teens don these mullets ... willingly. It's horrifying. Perhaps it's the delicious irony of sporting a mullet, the hair equivalent of a Metallica fan wearing a Wham! shirt, or perhaps it's poor judgment fueled by all those crazy drugs that kids are doing these days. Either way, in five years' time, we'll look back on this haircut and weep and possibly even combust with shame. The fashion mullet must be stopped. Start carrying a pair of scissors everywhere you go and cutting up every fashion mullet you see.* It's the only way. Spread the awareness, people.
*StyleDash does not actually want you to start running around, attacking people's hair with scissors. First of all, it's not very nice. Second of all, running with scissors is dangerous.
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Tags: bad hair, BadHair, fearthemullet.com, mullets, stylefoul
Tags: bad hair, BadHair, fearthemullet.com, mullets, stylefoul
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unknown, 9-18-2006, 9:49PM
I don't think Tegan would appreciate that picture.
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