Usually, when a news story involves a model and a courtroom, said-model is Naomi Campbell and said-charge is assault and battery. But this time, the courtroom drama involves "she's here, she's there, she's everywhere" Kate Moss and the divorce hearing of Sir Paul McCartney. Just to fill you in on the details, Paul McCartney is seeking a divorce from Heather Mills in what could possibly be the ugliest public divorce in recent history. The split makes Kramer versus Kramer look like child's play. As part of Sir Paul's case, his legal team will roll out a mob of high profile character witnesses, including McCartney's designer daughter, Stella, and the one and only Kate Moss.

Now does putting Kate Moss on your legal defense team seem odd to anyone else? I mean, sure she's famous and super beautiful, but when it comes to being a good judge of character, I have my doubts. I mean, she is marrying Pete Doherty, after all.