At Styledash, we remain committed to keeping you up to date on the ridiculous shenanigans of one Naomi Campbell. So it was only natural that we toss out the most recent "Naomism". Campbell's lawyer David Breitbart recently requested that if the model were to be found guilty of assault against her former housekeeper Ana Scolavino that she be granted to have a more "palatable punishment" than community service. No doubt, Campbell is worried that she will be up against a siege of mockery and taunting, much like pop star Boy George who was recently sentenced to street sweeping and a day-long field day for the paparazzi.

What counts as "more palatable" to Ms. Campbell? Well, one would assume it would be anything that doesn't include a broom, a street or manual labor.