Now that I've given up on coloring, my tolerance for hair-related expenses has diminished considerably. For instance, a haircut had better be under $50 and shampoo should not exceed $12.

Now that I've thrown that out there, you can imagine my reaction to Frederick Fekkai's Overnight Hair Repair treatment, which sells for $195. Formulated with Edelweiss and Tristearate (huh?), the hair salve claims to treat damaged hair while you sleep and protect your locks from future environmental damage.

Don't get me wrong -- all of that sounds great, but for $195, I had better wake up looking like Kristen Davis.