For the past few weeks, we've heard a lot about New Year's Resolutions. If you can stand the thought of one more paean to the Babylonian tradition of resolutions, I wanted to share a few of Courtney Love's personal style resolutions. * Try this "thin" anthropoligical [sic] experiment -- get to my goal weight healthily [sic] and stay there
* No more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s
Like all things Courtney Love, you can either complain about her or accept her for the hot mess that she is. If you can do the latter, these resolutions seem almost sincere and thoughtful. I mean, if I were a drug addict rocker and mother, I would probably have said the very same thing, especially the part about the resolution to engage in no more plastic surgery.
Any chance you could convince Jack Nicholson and Bob Dole to follow suit? Those guys are starting to creep me out.