In a New York City courtroom on Tuesday, supermodel Naomi Campbell entered into a plea bargain to avoid jail time for her assault on former housekeeper Ana Scolavino. Following her plea, Campbell's lawyer David Breitbart asked that she be allowed to perform indoor community for reasons of her own personal safety. Naturally, Campbell's safety is not what is at stake in her attorney's sentencing request -- she just doesn't want to be subjected to the hecklers and photographers who captured singer Boy George's community service in excruciating detail last year.
Seeing as how Naomi is bucking for an indoor sentence, I came up with a couple of ideas for Campbell's community service, all of which are technically indoors.
- Cleaning the walls of New York City subway stations
- Scrubbing gum off the undersides of benches in Penn Station
- Handing out paper towels in the ladies room of the Natural History Museum
- Giving free directions to confused tourists from a tiny booth in Little Italy