Not to dwell on what I consider a pretty good problem, but my Thursday night prime time television consumption has suddenly become a little more complicated. At issue is Naomi Campbell's recent announcement that she will be joining the cast of ABC's hit show "Ugly Betty".

"Ugly Betty" is a great show, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't come close to my current television favorites "The Office" and "30 Rock". So I suppose my decision to stick with NBC or jump ship for ABC will ultimately come down to a single question: Who do I love more: Tina Fey or Naomi Campbell?

vs.

Tina Fey: Attended my alma mater, the University of Virginia
Naomi Campbell: Wrote an unreadable novel called Swan

Tina Fey: Proves that smart girls can be hot.
Naomi Campbell: Proves that beautiful girls can be lousy human beings.

Tina Fey: She's fun to watch.
Naomi Campbell: She's fun to mock.

Tina Fey: Wears glasses.
Naomi Campbell: Wears wigs.

Tina Fey: Wrote Mean Girls.
Naomi Campbell: Is a mean girl.

Tina Fey: Co-stars with Alec Baldwin
Naomi Campbell: Derides bald men

Advantage: Tina Fey