Here's one for the beer lover who has everything: the Beer Holster. Okay, so this may initially seem like pure gag gift material, but for those serious about beer and beer drinking it could prove an indispensable accessory. Fashioned much like a cowboy's firearm hip holster, it attaches to any standard belt, allowing the wearer to get their party on with their hands blissfully free and unencumbered. Never hunt for a clear, stable surface upon which to rest your beer at a party again!

Relatedly, you might want to consider partnering your holster with a handy-dandy Beer Hammer. Perfect for beer emergencies (and who hasn't had one of those at one time or other?), the Beer Hammer will help you crack open any bottle right-quick, and comes equipped with a built-in bottle opener where the claw-end of your average hammer would be. Who says drinking and carpentry don't mix?

The Beer Holster is $30, and the Beer Hammer goes for $11.95