In a New York Post article from earlier this week, Richard Johnson reported that supermodel/supermom Linda Evangelista was pregnant with her second child. Evangelista has been dating billionaire Peter Morton for six months following the birth of her first son Augustin James Evangelista. A friend of the pair claimed the Linda was preggers, and that Morton was the baby-daddy.

But The New York Post's unnamed source had everything all wrong. Linda's agent Didier Fernandez at DNA Models called British Vogue to set the record straight about Linda's lady parts. He said: I am confirming that my client, Linda Evangelista is not pregnant."

Alright Mr. Fernandez, if she's not pregnant then how do you explain this shapeless, unflattering cerulean muumuu?