Earlier, I noted Britney Spears' recent foray into cowgirl hooker fashion. Given her new taste in clothing, and her tendency towards drinking like a fish, I think I've found the perfect gift for the fallen star: the Booze Belt.

Not only is this device highly practical, it adds a fun Western flare to any wardrobe choice. I think it'd look especially nice with a pair of Wranglers and some kitschy cowboy boots. Plus, on the rare occasion you're not drinking, I'm sure you could put guns in there, which is handy.

Unfortunately, alcohol is not included, but the belt does come with all the shot glasses you'll need. So grab some tequila, hit the range, and get your drink on!

Special bonus: the belt seems to be held together not by a buckle, but by a cheap plastic clasp -- awesome!