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Brooke Hogan, help me understand

by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)
Posted Jun 14th 2007 at 5:24PM  
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Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. Please help me understand your fashion choice here. I am so hurt by this, its almost hard to react. Almost.

This outfit is hideous, fugly, and just plain unacceptable. Daddy Hogan let you out of the house in this? Oh wait, I know what happened. You must have sat in a heap of mud and ruined your pants five minutes before show time and because you aren't as successful as say, Britney Spears, you didn't have an assistant to bail you out of this jam. But you did happen to have a pair of scissors handy. A snip snip here and a cut cut there -- and bam a pair of denim chaps. Not your best solution.

Here is what I would recommend to you young Brooke. Just lose the pants all together. Yeah, crazy I know but your body is better than what it used to be and its seems that you have on some tiny white shorts underneath that cover you up to some degree. Just please promise us that those chaps find their way into the garbage. Thanks.
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susan katt, 6-14-2007, 7:47PM

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susan katt

Of course Daddy let her out of the house dressed this way....he knows she has NO SINGING TALENT!

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susan katt, 6-14-2007, 7:47PM

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Also.....for a man who was constantly spouting off that he didn't want his daughter to be looked at for sexual reasons...did you EVER see ONE episode in which he DIDN"T draw attention to her body by talking about how her clothers were too tight or too short and then (and this is my personal favorite) he would have her lift her skirt to show that she was wearing booty shorts or panties underneath! Talk about a hypocrite! Oh yeah...make her lift her skirt to check on her cause you love her so much....and of course sexualize her by doing so!!! We used to watch the show just to see how stupid he could be in this department....what a joke that entire family is!

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susan katt, 6-14-2007, 7:48PM

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They must have photo shopped the crowd into this picture as well....NO WAY would there be that many people clueless enough to check out her (gulp) singing!

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Heather, 6-15-2007, 12:52AM

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I'm embarrASSed for her.

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mike, 6-15-2007, 7:32AM

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I never thought she was even marginally attractive and this just confirms that she's actually a bit "big-boned."

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mike, 6-15-2007, 10:34AM

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I never thought she was even marginally attractive and this just confirms that she's actually a bit "big-boned."

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Ash, 6-15-2007, 11:09AM

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Ok people this is rediculous. For one Brooke is a great singer. Secondly I may not personally wear pants like this but give the girl some credit she has worked really hard to get into shape and there is nothing wrong with her wanting to show it off.

To Mike: Really that is pathetic. People like you are the reason that little girls have eating disorders. Is it a crime to look fit and healthy rather then like a stick. Let me guess you are one of the people that think only girls with eating disorders are pretty.

Now on to the comments about Hulk Hogan. One he did not make her lift her skirt that far it was like a corner so that he could see the other fabric. Also the episode where he talks about her clothes and what not he is just being a typical dad NOT A HYPOCRITE!!!!!!

People really give the girl a break she is talented smart and attractive.

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nika, 6-15-2007, 2:29PM

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I totally agree w/Ash, she has worked an awful lot 2 put her body in mad shape! Also, she IS very talented, no I didn't buy her cd but I say she can sing. She sounds better than Britney and Paris. We all make fashion "faux paus" it happens sometimes. However, she will be allright!! And U Mike should be ashamed of your comment, Brooke is in crazy awesome shape!! Nobody wants a bone except 4 dog!!

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