If you're one of those guys whose beard always grows in patchy, or scraggly, or in some other unattractive fashion, never fear: you're no longer stuck relying on your "boyish charms." With this fake goatee, you can give yourself that manly "edge."

'Cause let's face it: beards are hot. And even better than a full beard, is the meticulously trimmed, finely-shaped, just-a-couple-days-past-stubble look of the thin goatee. While this would normally take hours of work with itty-bitty scissors or some expensive beard trimmer, you can now have the look in seconds with some paste-on hair.

Ok, I'm joking. I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. If a woman's only dating you because of your nerdy-looking facial fuzz, you've got bigger problems.

Nevertheless, if you want to give it a try (and can read Japanese), you can order your very on paste-on goatee here.