Britney just can't win with fashion these days; either she is just wearing a bra or she is in desperate need of a bra. How I long for the days when Britney's abs were taut and she had a giant snake draped over her shoulders. Now it wouldn't shock me if a garden snake crept of her ratty old weave and offered her a cigarette.

Here we see Britney gleefully prancing away after serving her mother Lynne Spears with some legal papers. The video really says it all when it comes to her outfit. She just doesn't even seem comfortable in the ensemble (unless she likes digging her shorts out of her behind).

I wouldn't wear this outfit on my worst day. In fact I could walk into my closet blindfolded and come up with something better than this. The cut-off shorts are pathetic -- like really pathetic. Believe it or not, rich people like Britney can actually walk into a store and purchase designer cut-offs. May seem like a waste of money to some, but actually they look at lot more dignified than the home grown kind and don't have the pocket hanging out the leg opening (so tacky).

The top is all wrong for obvious reasons ... throw on a bra girlfriend! After feeding two babies those things need some support. But the most shameful part of the outfit is the smile and wave action she has going on. She needs to take that hand and use to cover her face and run, run far away from the camera.