Ok, so it's about 1,000 degrees in Texas right now. The kind of nasty, damp heat that makes you sweat just by standing around.

For the most part, I try to brave the conditions by hanging out inside whenever possible, but for those times when I do have to head outdoors, maybe I should get myself some air conditioned clothing. Kuchofuku, a company that specializes in air-con lifestyle products, has an entire range of options from pants, jackets and work shirts for men and women -- all complete with dual fan action to keep you feeling cool even when it's hot, hot, hot!

The only problem is, while Kuchofuku's clothing may help you feel cool, it makes you look like a total dork. The fit, the colors, the designs -- even that little patch for the fan -- scream "I am even less sexy than your high school biology teacher."

But when the temperature is 110, chances are, you aren't looking all that sexy anyway, so maybe it's worth a short.