This is a truly a sad day for Jack Nicholson fans around the world. The once-revered celebrity -- a quintessential "man's man" and master of his craft -- has succumbed to the Crocs. To mark both the actor's on-screen triumphs, and his more-recent fascination with ugly plastic footwear, I've compiled a list of quotes, re-imagined for the new, Croc-wearing Nicholson.
"All work and no play makes Jack wear Crocs." -- The Shining
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go wearing Crocs." -- Batman
"You can't handle the Crocs." --A Few Good Men
"Crocs make me wanna be a better man." --As Good As It Gets
That's all I got. Honestly, I'm too disappointed to write any more. Jack, I thought I knew you.