StyleFoul: Paris Hilton and her dog in matching beach outfits

by Jonathon Morgan (Subscribe to Jonathon Morgan's posts)
Posted Jul 20th 2007 at 4:15PM

I've never been a big fan of pets as a fashion accessories, and I've always been especially unimpressed with Paris Hilton's rodent in disguise.

But this marks a new low for Paris and her prissy pooch.

Apparently on her way to a beach that's stuck in 1998, the ex-con left the house in this weird leopard-print swim thing, and -- just in case she didn't already look dumb enough, she coordinated her outfit with Fido's.

Ewww.

I hope this means she'll be including the dog in all aspects of her life -- especially on her upcoming album. Nothing will be funnier than listening to Paris trying to sing while that mangy fur ball barks backing vocals. Awesome!

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Tags: celebrity, dogs, paris hilton, paris hiltons dog, ParisHilton, ParisHiltonsDog, style foul, StyleFoul

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jocelyn, 7-20-2007, 7:06PM

that whole get-up is just hilarious. I am sitting here crying buckets at the pump/bikini combo alone. My tear ducts havent even GOTTEN to the *dog.*

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Big Cup O STFU, 7-20-2007, 7:43PM

I wish there were a way to just see Paris and not hear her. She's a dummy, and is not a recording artist, but she sure does look good.

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Zhian, 8-09-2007, 3:35AM

I am a loving fan of Paris Hilton. I live my life for her. My advice to her is that she lives her life the way she wants to as long as she does not break any laws. She should also ignore all of the idiots who are envious of her wealth and beauty. The biggest mistake she is making now is for her to turn to the Bible and the word of God. I hope she will not learn the hard way that most hypocritical Christians will not accept who she is and welcome her into their Churches. Hey Christians, I will sell my soul to Satan to spend one night with her.

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