I've suspected Pete Doherty is a big fat loser for quite some time, and this appears to prove it.

The singer, who was famously dumped by Kate Moss because he couldn't stop taking drugs and sleeping with other women, recently tried to win back the supermodel's affections -- in the tabloids!

Well, at least, that's kind of what he did. He told Britain's Daily Mirror that Moss is a "nasty old rag" who "kicked [him] in the head." But he also said "I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain ... Kate has broken my heart."

Pete, come on, man. This sounds like you're not even trying. Rule number one for getting together with a former lover: save the insults for after she's taken you back.

If he and Kate Moss end up back together, I think I'll wretch.

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