I remember when The Fugee's The Score was the best CD of all time and everyone loved Lauryn Hill. Then Lauryn Hill came out with The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and everyone loved her even more. Then one day something happened. Lauryn Hill went crazy and started taking fashion advice from the Barnum and Bailey's staff.

Lauryn, Lauryn, Lauryn -- Do you need a hug? Don't look to me for one because I don't want you to get me into a sleeper hold, but honey you need something. There isn't one thing you are doing right with this outfit; seriously I can't give you any points. In fear of you causing me bodily harm I will give you a half a point for the belt.

This outfit is like my worst nightmare come true, which is Michael Jackson's Thriller video colliding with a horde of angry rodeo clowns. It has the haunting/ evil appeal of Thriller and the craziness of a pack of rodeo clowns. This is one of those outfits that is so bad you can't even blame it on comfort. You can't be comfortable. Are you comfortable Lauryn?

And let's talk about the make-up! The make-up is un-excusable: your cheeks are way too rosy. You sort of look like one of those doll babies that wets her pants. This probably isn't too far from the truth because something tells me Lauryn is going to be wearing an adult diaper inside of a padded cell real soon.