Why succomb to skimpy swimwear that shows off your body, when you can instead opt for full-body water suits that "highlight the face."Like these fashion-forward garments from your friends at WholesomeWear!
Nothing says "I never plan to have sex" like a conservatively-cut, knee-length dress -- complete with a "spandex undergarment [that] fits like a bodysuit." The best part is -- these might even be easier to swim in than the floor-length black potato sack you wear when you're not "kickin' back poolside."
Just when you thought no one in the world would ever design clothing suited to your modest personal tastes, along comes WholesomeWear to save the day. So come on, gang, let's hit the beach!
[via ParentDish]