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Haute Holiday Gift Guide: For the Celebrity Train Wreck, Britney Spears

by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)
Posted Nov 25th 2007 at 9:46AM  
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Gifts for the Celebrity Train Wreck:Britney Spears

These days you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a celebrity train wreck. This gifting addition is for our favorite disaster, Britney Spears.

Gal Pal Retro Ice Bag: Crazy girls need to rest those crazy heads. This cute ice bag will do the trick for Brit when she is hungover from a night of popping pills and partying.

Primp Piggy Leggings: Britney Spears loves Primp clothing because the line is comfortable and casual. Perhaps these piggy leggings would be a nice addition to Brit's collection.

Spinning Decision Maker: The way Britney has been acting lately makes me think that she uses this device to make all of her big decisions like going to court, taking care of her kids, running red lights, getting dressed in the morning.

F*%$ Rehab Shirt: Britney's unspoken motto. This obnoxious tee shirt is part of everyone's favorite gossip queen's line, Perez Hilton.

Zagat To-Go Los Angeles 2008: This is the perfect gift for Britney. Now she can find out where all of the good restaurants are without picking up one of those fancy book things.

Starbucks Gift Card: Because foamy, whipped, sugary, caramel covered frozen drinks don't wrap very well.

Subscription to US Weekly: It is no secret that Britney loves the paparazzi. Give her the gift of gossip this holiday season with a year subscription of US Weekly.

Blow Pops 100 Pack:
When Britney doesn't have a cigarette, a cheeseburger, or a Starbucks frozen drink in her mouth – you will find that a lollipop is. A 100 pack of Blow Pops is an inexpensive gift and it should hold Britney over for at least a week.

Dita Cabaret Sunglasses: Spears can never leave the house without a pair of shades. She wears them during the day and she wears them at night (she's crazy like that). These provide great coverage and come in wide variety of colors.

Britney Spears- Oops I did it Again:
One of Britney's best albums, perhaps playing this CD for her will remind her of the good old days.

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DANIEL L. GOMEZ, 11-26-2007, 9:42AM

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DANIEL L. GOMEZ

HOW ABOUT STERILIZATION?

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Bob Kniesly, 11-26-2007, 9:55AM

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Bob Kniesly

You FORGOT a few necessary gifts; Sticks & Stones, Chunks of Coal and the most important, A Brain !!!!

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Amy, 11-26-2007, 10:11AM

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Amy

how about a pack of panties ??? they come 5 in a pack in wallmart .....

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s, 11-26-2007, 10:18AM

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s

why don't you just grow up and leave this chick alone? ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THIS BORED? GO WORK AT A HOMELESS SHELTER OR A WOMEN'S SHELTER. SEE HOW STUPID MEN AFFECT THE LIVES OF WOMEN AND THEIR KIDS! ASSHOLES!

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AJ, 11-26-2007, 11:03AM

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AJ

How about more useful items, like a book on child development by T. Brazelton; a trip back to the South where women wear panties and know how to help her learn to raise children; a pack of Nicoderm and a smoking cessation program; a new car with automatic seat belts; and a friend, since she really needs one now.

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*, 11-26-2007, 11:07AM

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SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF. NO ONE MADE HER THIS WAY. SHE BECAME SELF DESTRUCTIVE ALL ON HER OWN. AND IF SHE WANTS TO PUT IT ALL OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE..THEN SHE DESERVES WHAT SHE GETS....BUT HER SONS DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS.

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BETTYEJ, 11-26-2007, 10:45AM

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Britney is not a child and has no one to blame for her bad behavior but herself! Money does not give you a pass to show the world your behind! She needs to grow up and stop behaving like trailer trash!

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LOVER, 11-26-2007, 10:49AM

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www.YoursToCherish.com is offering 30% off your total order with promo code 523 and free shipping.

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Adrian Vaughan, 11-26-2007, 10:52AM

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tapanga, 11-26-2007, 10:59AM

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tapanga

DO YOU HAVE NO OTHER NEWS!!!
britney has done some stupid and bad things but give it a rest!!!!
its ppl like u thats going to end up making her commit suicide!!!!
i'm not a britney spears fan but everyone needs to move on and report important news!

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My two cents, 11-26-2007, 11:06AM

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Has anyone considered the fact that she may be suffering from depression or some type of anxiety disorder? She certainly is entitled to one the way she is constantly followed around. If she is upset or anxious...... the constant publicty would only make it worse. Why don't we give the girl a break and leave her alone for awhile.

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kelly, 11-26-2007, 11:14AM

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i agree leave her the hell alone you losers

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ida, 11-26-2007, 11:29AM

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what i would get for that BRAT ....is a book on good parenting....a MOP, BROOM, GLOVES, CLOROX, JOY LIQUID DISHWASHING . OOPS forgot....a book on........DANGERS OF DRINKING....!

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ida, 11-26-2007, 11:28AM

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FOR THE ONE WHO SAID.....LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE LOSERS : WE ARE NOT LOSERS, nor do we hate, Lets put it like this....WE WANT TO LIVE LONG AND HEALTHY LIVES, we dont want to look like meth heads, we dont want to lose our kids either....NOW WHO IS THE LOSER HERE ?

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Kat Nelson, 11-26-2007, 11:39AM

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How about we give trailer trash awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Like far, far away on a deserted island with zero men, zero Starbucks, zero drug dealers, zero bars and malls, zero pets, zero fancy sushi (yuk!) restaurants, zero kids, zero panties, zero friends, zero text messaging, zero cell phones, CDs, DVDs, electronics and skin and hair care products, and see how well she does without her chemicals, booze, toys and denial of the mess she alone has created of and by herself?

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