I know being masculine is back in fashion after that whole "metrosexual" thing. But just because it's OK to act like a dude doesn't mean you can dress like a slob in public.
Take Johnny Depp's new construction worker look. This is fine if you're, I don't know, building something, but somehow I'm not sure it quite goes with his expertly-tailored, absurdly expensive suit. Let's just hope it's mud, and not something worse.
Seriously, where the hell was he before the Sweeney Todd premiere (where this photograph was taken) -- walking through through a cow patch? Better yet, you decide.
| A mud puddle | |
|---|---|
| A chocolate pie | |
| A pile of crap |
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[via Jossip]