Sure, we spend a lot of time making fun of Paris, Nicole, and the rest of young Hollywood for getting loaded to the gills and running around like crazy people. However, you have to hand it to most of these young ladies -- at least they know how to dress.

Well, most of them, anyway. Rumer Willis is a regular feature on some of the cattier fashion blogs for her, um, unique sense of style. OK, let's call a spade a spade, I think she dresses in total darkness every morning.

Which is why it's especially funny that Access Hollywood decided that she should be giving people fashion advice. She takes viewers through a series of purchases that might be useful on different occasions (like your next holiday party, etc). The looks Rumer picks out aren't bad -- so I'm guessing someone else put the ensembles together and had the young starlet memorize some intelligent-sounding commentary. As, judging by her personal style, Rumer doesn't know her ass from her elbow when it comes to fashion.