Not that I'd ever ask anyone to curb the crazy, drunken, "I can't believe I slept with that guy" antics that are sure to ensue this New Year's Eve, but let's remember ladies: nobody thinks you look good when you're passed out with alcohol poisoning.
I know, you ate more Christmas cookies than you should have, and I know, you were hoping to look good in the hot new dress you picked up for going out tonight, but seriously -- eat something. Otherwise you might end up like the woman profiled on Jezebel yesterday, who, after a night out, was found hunched over in the front seat of her car -- practically comatose with a blood alcohol level of .55.
So remember: give the diet a rest tonight, and get loaded with a clean conscience. Happy New Year!