Introducing Wardrom, the vertical wardrobe. Not only is this a clever way to keep your clothing at least somewhat contained, you'll look like a total bad ass with a bunch of spikes coming out of your wall.

According to "Paula," the Italian design trio responsible for the Wardrom, the idea is to "enhance disaster." Seeing as your bedroom is already a disaster (you slob), I have a feeling this might actually bring order your abode. If nothing else, the Wardrom will make it possible to navigate from the bed to the bathroom without tripping over yesterday's underwear.