I have absolutely no context for these, uh, pants? Shoes? I was just linked to them by a friend, and they kind of scare me in a curious way. Daryl van Wouw's Converse Extension 1 (which part of an entire series, it seems) pretty much ensures that you'll never have to worry about matching your shoes to your outfit in the morning. Of course, there's still the issue of what top to wear. Shirt-gloves, maybe?

[via: Neatorama]