A Wine Rack the ladies will love

by Sarah J. Gim (Subscribe to Sarah J. Gim's posts)
Posted Feb 5th 2008 at 7:04PM

Well, hell. Who needs Dr. 90210, or a padded push-up bra, for that matter, when you can have a rack that does more than make you look more voluptuous (than you already are, of course)?

The Wine Rack is the women's response to that ridiculous thing I saw last year, the Beer Belly. It's a sports bra with bags that hold wine, or whatever other beverage of your choice that you wear under your clothes so you can surreptitiously sip. Why you would want to drink on the sly is beyond me, and to be quite honest, do you really want to start out as a very "full" (of Merlot) C cup and gradually fade down to a...modest B? I suppose it helps for those times when you're not allowed to BYOB(everage), but no one said anything about BYOB(reasts).

The Wine Rack is $29.95.

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Filed under: Accessories, Fashion, Stylish Living
Tags: bras, featured, sports bras, wine, wine rack

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Em, 2-10-2008, 8:50PM

Ewwwwwww! I bet Amy Winehouse would want that bra! Winehouse... lol!

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thewaddler, 2-10-2008, 9:03PM

http://www.styledash.com/2008/02/05/a-wine-rack-the-ladies-will-love/

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Pam, 2-11-2008, 10:44PM

That's disgusting, and it's only good for promoting alcoholism and underage drinking. Fie on you, Wine Rack.

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ali, 2-10-2008, 9:17PM

forget amy, i want that bra!!

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LucyGoosy, 2-10-2008, 10:00PM

hahahaha! Bet it start popping up (of deflating) in a movie theater near you!

But seriously, that's kinda screwed up. I wouldn't want to think of the local school bus driver or someone like that investing in one of these to use on the job.

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just wondering, 2-10-2008, 10:17PM

Why would you want to drink wine that is at 98.6 degrees?

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undrgrndgirl, 2-10-2008, 10:19PM

mmm...warm wine, how wonderful. (not)

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Ken, 2-10-2008, 10:21PM

Should be a big hit with the alcoholic cross dressers crowd.

On the other hand, letting a guy take a few hits off one of these can turn a "5" into a "10" if you load it with the right high octane fuel.

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