You may not be stranded on a magic island off the coast of who-knows-where, but you still have a major crush on the "bad girl" at work, and need to butch up your image if you're going to have a shot. Like Sawyer, you need to cultivate the look of The Outlaw.
In a sense, your job is to resemble The Hero in almost every respect -- but with just enough extra grubbiness to say "I bet you think I'm dangerous." This is why you're too cool to cut your hair, make sarcastic remarks (or just grunt) instead saying anything useful or intelligent, and refuse to call anyone by their real name. Remember, while she may seem annoyed at first, eventually the object of your affections will find your gruff, unresponsive demeanor endearing -- then she'll be yours!
However, don't be fooled -- you aren't actually a slob. You're perfectly capable of washing, dressing yourself, and alluring a woman when the time is right. It just doesn't look that way.
Keys to getting The Outlaw look at home:
- Get yourself a manly flannel shirt here
- Own a pair of cowboy boots
- Pick up a set of grooming products -- that long, "unkempt" hair is more work than it looks
Pick your favorite Lostie
