Sure, everyone's a Lost fan -- but you're different. You love the show in a way most people simply couldn't understand. In fact, if you could, you'd ditch your boring life and hang out on the island -- living in tents, killing boar, running from ominous black clouds of doom. Ahh. Sounds nice.
But let's face facts: you're never going to wind up on some mysterious island with magical powers that -- conveniently -- is impossible for anyone else to find. The good news, however, is that you can look like a Oceanic survivor -- using our simple Lost style guide. Enjoy.