The trouble with planning a back seat date, i.e., sex, is that it is rarely ever planned. Chances are that should you find yourself making moves in the backseat that there are no other viable options to you. Of course it could also be that you are 17 and have spent the better part of the evening watching submarine races, but we don't condone such activity. This advice is strictly for those over 18, and of course married.

The biggest obstacle to back seat loving is space. Unless you are in an SUV or mini-van (romantic!) chances are you are unable to move more than a couple inches in any direction. Luckily for most men that is all that is required. That was a penis joke.

There are two steps to ensure a smooth night, a) a Barry White mixed-tape, and b)dressing for the occasion. Yes, I know I said that it is rarely planned, so my suggestion is to always be ready. You never know when these moments will arise and to miss one based on lack of preparedness would be pure folly. Pure folly.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the breakaway pant. This is the answer to all of your backseat problems, well, the undressing part anyway.

These are the pants that you see constantly on strippers basketball players. All they need is a little tug and presto, change-o, you, my friend, are sans pants.

The are available in a number of sizes and all team colors. Not only are they practical, but they are comfortable. Stylish? Not so much.

We're solving problems here, people, not creating miracles.

Seriously, I cannot stress the Barry White enough.