These Bittersweets candies will make the perfect gift for him and come in three hilarious collections: "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped." Each set has up to 37 unique sayings. That should keep your man entertained while you head out to buy yourself a nice gift with his money.
Some "Dejected" sayings include:
I miss my ex, peaked at 17, table for 1, mommy issues, dignity free, settle for less and I'm hot inside.
Some "Dysfunctional" sayings include:
I been creepin, p.s. I luv me, sub prime, I want half, no fix 4 dumb, rather drink, and mutual disgust
Some "Dumped" sayings include:
U left seatup, used u 4 fun, dog is cuter, tradin you in, forget we met, and kiss a frog