He didn't get you that Roberto Coin heart necklace that you longed for. He couldn't even scrounge together $48 for the Juicy Couture version. Instead he got you some crummy carnations and box of drugstore candy. What's a girl to do? Dump him? No, that would never do. Get him something lousy too? Sure, after all you don't hate him you are just a little bitter.

These Bittersweets candies will make the perfect gift for him and come in three hilarious collections: "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped." Each set has up to 37 unique sayings. That should keep your man entertained while you head out to buy yourself a nice gift with his money.

Some "Dejected" sayings include:

I miss my ex, peaked at 17, table for 1, mommy issues, dignity free, settle for less and I'm hot inside.

Some "Dysfunctional" sayings include:

I been creepin, p.s. I luv me, sub prime, I want half, no fix 4 dumb, rather drink, and mutual disgust

Some "Dumped" sayings include:

U left seatup, used u 4 fun, dog is cuter, tradin you in, forget we met, and kiss a frog