Let me start by saying that I think Valentine's Day is ridiculous. But what is more ridiculous than Valentine's Day itself is getting a man a Valentine's Day present. Here honey a new razor because I love you or here you are baby, nothing says I love you like a new pair of boxers. What does a man really want for Valentine's Day? He wants for you to be happy (that's why he buys you chocolates, flowers, and jewelry) and for him to get some action. Cringe all you like but it's true.

That being said, the best gift you can give a man for Valentine's Day is a piece of lingerie ... for yourself. If you let him buy it there will be holes in places holes shouldn't be and cheap patent leather may be involved. Do yourself a favor by heading out to Nordstrom and picking yourself something tastefully trashy like this little number by Felina.

The 'Monique' Babydoll Chemise (with a g-string) is covered in tiny polka dots, has adjustable ribbon straps, and a bow in the front. This $68 piece of lingerie is sexy enough to be a gift for him and tasteful enough to ensure you won't feel like a total porn star.