Paris Hilton has been banned from this years Oscars ceremony, according to People Magazine. In the wake of starring in what IMDB users (and some critics) are calling the "worst movie of all time", Hilton is heartbroken: a source revealed to Britain's Daily Star: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress".

Hilton had already picked out a $2 million Kira Plastinina dress for the occasion, however, all is not lost- sources say Hilton might crash an after-party or two. According to the Daily Star, she's "tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity." Possibly disguised as someone with talent? No one would ever know!

Also: Kira Plastinina? Is 15. Yikes.