So you've mastered the Kama Sutra. Hey, who hasn't? How's your Twister game? Decent? How about combining the two? Yes, I know, it sounds fantastic. It's like a peanut-butter cup for the libido. The Karmasheetra is a set of bed linens that have the various sexual positions of the Kama Sutra printed on them. It's like those mats they sell with dance steps on them (do they still sell those?), but this dancing is a bit more horizontal (not always).
Here's the official word from the website:
1. Find a suitable partner
2. Tell them that you have purchased an inexpensive item that will cause 'sparks' in the bedroom called a Karmasheetra
3. Take your Karmasheetra out of its packaging and lay it out on a suitable surface (we suggest your bed)
4. Get naked (optional)
5. Notice that the sheet is covered in Blue and Pink symbols - Blue is for 'him' and Pink is for 'her'
6. Climb onto the sheet - Each 'position' is achieved by placing hands, feet, knees and bottoms in the correct place, using the correct numbers!
7. Change to as many positions as you can manage!
8. Have fun!
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Still, sounds like a good time.
Not recommended for water or bunk beds.