Are you too busy to carry an umbrella? Are your head and shoulders continuing to get wet despite every effort to keep them dry? Do you like looking like a total tool? Then you, my busy, wet, tool of a friend, are in luck.

Meet the Nubrella, the new umbrella for people that don't get smacked enough. It's sleek and futuristic and uses shoulder straps instead of a pole. Personally, I'm a pole man. Wait, what were we talking about?

Right, the Nubrella. For just $59.99 you can be a trend-setter on the streets of the city in which you live. That's a pretty reasonable price to be the driest guy at the comic convention.

I'm sorry, I can't help but poke the fun. The idea is sound, but it looks like a giant helmet, and not in a good way. It may work brilliantly, but is it worth looking like a dystopic bobblehead?

According to their website, the Nubrella is "The Ultimate Weather Protector". Nubrella is no ordinary umbrella. It protects you against rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold.

Sounds like the perfect gift for your favorite mailman.