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Department store chain Kohl's has just signed Avril Lavigne to develop a new line for Juniors called "Abbey Dawn",
Women's Wear Daily reports. The line will be in stores just in time for Back-To-School (Oh
thank God!!!!). The line will feature jewelry and clothing, with more products to come, and pieces will range from $24-48. WWD says we can expect "authentic rock 'n' roll attitude with a feminine edge," which is a concept SO new and different that
no one else has thought of it. Ever.
Please, people. Avril has ridiculous style without professional help, and not in a cool M.I.A. way. In an Elton John way. In a Bjork-as-a-swan way. Designers need to be designers, rock stars need to be rock stars and
rarely the twain shall meet.