David Beckham has always been very open about the fact that he basically lets Victoria Beckham use him for playing dress up. She serves as his wife and stylist. What a talented multi-tasking woman!

Well, Mrs. Becks wants all to guys to learn how to wear their jeans like David. So she's going to make it easy for them and design a line of men's jeans to be sold though her brand, dVb. And the most important feature of these jeans? Well, she thinks men should absolutely, under no circumstances show off their junk."I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops; exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirtDo not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!"

About the style of what she's designing Victoria says, "These are not skinny jeans. They are what I call proper men's jeans. If you are a man that likes really skinny jeans, very fashiony, this isn't really the line for you. I didn't want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb."

Seriously, why does Victoria have such a fascination with talking about David's manhood? Yeah, anyone else remember when she compared his penis to a tractor exhaust pipe?!? Yes, it's true. David Beckham is hotter than the sun. But that's still T.M.I. regardless of who we're talking about!

Anyways, back to the subject at hand. I will admit that David does wear his jeans very nicely. But the dVb version will be retailing for about $220-$285. Guess I won't be buying my hubby a pair of these anytime soon.

Browse through the gallery to see David Beckham looking gorgeous in jeans. Because when it comes to His Royal Hotness, there's no such thing as too much of a good thing.