There's no good reason for a rich movie star to steal clothes that she can easily afford. Yet, there are a lot of weird things that happen in this world for which there is really no good explanation. That doesn't mean I don't want to hear Winona Ryder's explanation for why she decided to swipe inexpensive items off the shelf at the local CVC Pharmacy. That's one I'm dying to hear.

That's right folks, according to the Daily Mail, Ryder and her sticky fingers are at it again. You'd think that after 3 years of probation and 480 hours of community service for her last offense, Winona might have resolved to just pay for stuff that she would like to own. This time she picked a less ambitious target than Sak's 5th Avenue, but she still got busted.

Apparently, she actually purchased a few items at the pharmacy, but as she was leaving, she set off the security alarm. When the guard checked her bag, he found make-up that she hadn't paid for. These guys didn't want to press charges though, according to an employee "we took unpaid items back and she left the store."

Come on, any decent shoplifter knows to rip off all the security tags -- this has got to be a publicity stunt or something. Can she really be dumb enough to get caught twice. Does anybody out there shop at CVC? What kind of make-up do they have that Winona Ryder would want to steal? We have to figure this out.

[via WWTDD]