Think of the dreamiest, sexiest, most fashionable pop star on the planet. Let me guess, you're not thinking of Rod Stewart.

Nevertheless, the husky-voiced 80s sex bomb who, for some reason, still manages to string together a career as a musician, is now the latest celebrity to launch his own fashion line. Great.

Overall, the line is nothing to write home about -- in fact, I'd say it's more like a line of merchandise than anything you'd call a designer label. However, if you're the sort of person that enjoys the irony of clothing that's so unbelievably ugly that it could be kinda cute, there's a few items, you'll definitely want to check out. It was a dirty job, but I've sifted through the entirety of Rod's collection (available at his online store), and picked the five most hideous (and therefore most awesome) pieces for you to enjoy. Check it:

[via Catwalk Queen]