Naomi Campbell spits on strangers. Now she's banned from British Airways for life. [Reuters]

Wish you could beat Karl Lagerfeld with a baseball bat and steal his car? Now you can! He's in Grand Theft Auto IV. [Shiny Shiny]

Are you a hopeless douche bag who tries too hard to be cool? Then you'll want this lame handbag "Urban Performer Unit" in your arsenal. [Gizmodo]

Nike stops trying, names new shoe "Hyperdunk." [hypebeast]

Oh yeah, Kate Moss is responsible for the well-being of a child (who we're sure will grow up completely normal and without any drug problems, body issues or relationship troubles). [Perez Hilton]

Real men shave with a bare blade (the rest of us need 3-5 blades of Shaving Surface technology so we don't bleed to death every morning). [gearcrave]

In case you're some hippy who doesn't watch TV, that guy is still totally pregnant. [VideoSift]

H&M goes avant garde (kind of). [GQ]

Ralph Lauren designs for all 1,500 US Olympians. [Vogue]