Ladies, how many times have you kept your boyfriend or husband waiting while you fussed over yourself for a night out? Guys, how many times have you been obnoxious about this, complaining about being late instead of appreciating that at least one person in your relationship gives a rat's ass about they look. Most of us have grown to accept that this is a part of dating, marriage, etc. Once you're betrothed, you're never on time for anything ever again -- it's just how it goes.

Paula Abdul, however, has pushed this to the extreme. The sloppy drunk/American Idol host has been dating JT Torregiani, a restaurateur -- but rumor has it that the relationship is on the rocks. And while some people point to Torregiani's playboy behavior (flirting with other women, yadda yadda), most suspect that the real culprit is Paula's ridiculous beauty routine.
Apparently it routinely takes the daring fashion darling four hours of fussing over her hair and makeup before she can get out of the house. That means if JT got bored while Paula was getting ready for a night out, he could hop in the car, drive from her home in LA to San Diego, say a quick hello to a friend and get back before she was finished.

No wonder they're breaking up. Assuming she wakes up around 8am and goes to bed at 12am, that's 25% of the day dedicated to primping. Between that, and Paula's American Idol duties, there's no way she has time for a relationship.

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