We shave. You shave. We all shave for, um, the acceptance of society? We're not sure why we're forced to shave, but we know it itches if we don't. Plus we look a bit like Lon Chaney, Jr., if we ignore it too long. It's the hair gene (that's science) and it's our curse. Damn dirty apes.

Until recently there weren't a lot of options in razors. There were straight, stem, disposable, electric and laser cat. Some choices have proven more popular than others.

Enter the two-headed dragon. The Rolling Razor slips on and off fingers easier than a wedding ring in Vegas. So we've heard.


You just insert your index finger through the center, pinch the grip between your thumb and flippy (you know what we're talking about) and shave like the wind. The double-headed razor allows for more coverage per stroke, as well as prolonging the lifespan of the blades. That's money in your pocket.

Speaking of money, the Rolling Razor is only $14.95. That's affordable, even for a werewolf, or a damn dirty ape.

[via Thrillist]