Oh, Keds! How do we love thee? Let us count the ways.

The white canvas and leather lace ups stayed on our feet during everyday during elementary school. And as adults, we always make sure our closets include at least two pairs of adorable printed skimmers.

So, it pains us to have to dis this spring/summer collection designer Nanette Lepore did for Keds.

First, who in their right mind would pay $120 for a pair of platform sneakers made Keds? And besides Victoria Beckham, what grown woman would be caught dead in these?

Meanwhile, the rest of the styles in this diffusion line are pretty unforgivable, too. Floral skimmers with a huge and awkwardly placed rosette placed on the toe. Really, Keds? WTF is this?

Too many questions and not enough answers. Get it together, people.