If you're going to splurge on an insanely fabulous pair of shoes, you need to ask yourself this question: Do I want a classic style that will always work, or do I want something amazingly trendy that will turn everyone's head? Because, you know, you can't have it all.

That is, unless you have these.

Why aren't you wearing this?

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The Manolo Blahnik Metallic Mary Jane combines the best of both sides of the spectrum. The Mary Jane is a tried-and-true classic -- it was fabulous a million years ago and will continue to be fabulous when you have to use a walker to wear them. However, the color brings them into the blink and you'll miss it present by incorporating the super stylish bronze metallic shade.

Think about it -- if you're going to spend $555 on a pair of shoes, wouldn't these pretty much be the perfect choice?