Dania Ramirez is probably best known as one of the lamest characters on NBC's Heroes (bleeding ink from the eyes and accidentally killing people are the worst superpowers ever), but it looks like she's trying to make a statement off-screen as well. At the recent NBC Universal Experience event, some of the brightest faces from NBC made their way to the red carpet and Ramirez showed up wearing... this.

I've been staring at this bizarre ensemble for a good fifteen minutes or so and I cannot make heads nor tails of it. The only way I can process it without my brain exploding is if I break it down, piece by piece. Let's take a look at that electric blue eyeliner first. Okay, so that's fun and a bit daring, but screamingly inappropriate against whatever the heck is draped across her chest and legs. It looks like an 80s parrot ate a bunch of Crayons and then exploded in a fit of agony. The garish colors and print aside, the cut is awkward. The boring, beige shoes just make everything extra confusing.

If I cover up the dress, Ramirez still looks okay. Naked, but okay. Need more proof of this red carpet travesty? Check it out.