Everyone put on your best Faye Dunaway-as-Joan Crawford face and say it with us:

WIRE HANGERS?!

Okay. This is a wooden hanger with a really long wire. Blossomshops is selling this hanger individually as a vintage item. WTF? It's a hanger. It's a wire hanger.

It costs $9.99 (minimum bid) with $8.50 shipping. It's a hanger from Tennessee. WTF?

Let's state the obvious here: it also happens to be kinda spooky looking. Why does it need to be that...long? Reportedly 7 inches long? Frankly, it gives us the willies. Kind of like these child shoe stretchers that freak us out.

And well...that's your dose of uncomfortability for the day. WTF?