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%Gallery-23586%Your hair looks great, your makeup looks fantastic, that necklace is stunning, and the top half of your dress is the sort of lovely red carpet fare we've grown to expect from you. In fact, even the bottom of the dress is interesting, if not entirely to our taste. Really, our main problem with your ensemble is the middle -- you know, the part where we can see your ass.
Next time you're on the red carpet, please wear more clothing. Thanks.
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