Every so often, we come across something that we just have to post about -- and stripper shoes with a slot for tips definitely qualify. We've heard of stripper heels before, but these really bring the term to a whole new level -- literally, they look about 2" too tall for any human to safely dance in. What's makes this find even better is that it lead us to an entire website dedicated to adult entertainment footwear called Funky Pair -- it's totally worth a look.
We've been to our fair share of strip clubs and it didn't look like the girls needed any kind of tip jar to remind people that gratuity is appreciated, but maybe the novelty factor makes up for the lack of subtlety.
Where these shoes might miss the mark is that dudes really want to put the tip in the stripper's g-string if at all possible. Not to mention, they don't look like they could hold that many $2 bills. We suggest putting a "large bills only" sign next to "tips."