
Well this is ugly. It's a four inch belt buckle that looks like a fly.
It's not a scarab, not a ladybug (which would be dumb, but at least an understandable effort at cuteness), it's a big fly. To be positioned directly over your fly. WTF?
We would be all right with you wearing this if you were in a magical RPG land where if you rubbed the fly, you could hover for two minutes. It would probably have to be mage-rechargable, and--
Cutting myself off here. WTF?
